How many tickles does it take to make an squid laugh?

Ten-tickles! 

 

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So my Dad's coworker was on the way to work last week, when he ran over the neighbor's cat, severing its tail completely. He immediately drove the cat to Walmart, the world's biggest re-tailer. 

 

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Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected.

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